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well.. a bro hoe is very common in so cal and havasu area. they roll with the boys, usually hate all other girls that dont look and act like them. they want to do and have everything the boys have (lifted trucks, dirtbikes, bongs ect) these girls can actually be very sweet but they talk alot of shit. they love running around drunk or stoned out of their mind. flipping off the camera and others is their favorite thing to do. they dream boy is usually Travis Barker or D Loc from Kottonmouth Kings. they were duckfeet which is flaired out acirlic nails. usually designed with zebra or spades. and screwing guys with tattoos is always a plus for them. i happen to roll with alot of bro hoes so im around their enviroment alot.
Cindy-"who myspace is that?"
Jake-"i dont know, just some bro hoe."
cindy-"wow, she looks kinda sluty."
Jake-"well duh, why do you think im looking at her."
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A nickname given to someone with a large amount of something. (Money, Stupidity, Amount of times caught fapping, and etc.)
Look at Big bro at it again with his huge MLP collection
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Someone who is the opposite of a bro. He does not chill at all, does not play lax, does not pack D's, does not mack breds, and ruins everything. The anti is to be avoided at all costs.
Example 1:
"Dude when Male spilled the brew all over my couch he became the biggest anti-bro in the world."
Example 2:
Guy 1: "Yo did you hear what Chuck did?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, he cockblocked me from hooking up with his sister."
Guy 1: "What a total anti-bro!"
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A privileged white male who behaves in an obnoxious manner, exudes a lack of intelligence, and engages in boorish behavior such as excessive weight lifting, showing off muscles, excessive hair styling, guzzling cheap beer, fighting with bouncers, speaking in a derogatory fashion towards women, acting like they are better than others, and saying "dude" "hey bro" or "s'up".
Our country should have higher standards than to let a basic bro like Brett Kavanaugh on the Supreme Court.
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When two brothers related by blood have sex with the same girl.
Bro 1: "Hey, did you fuck my ex Emily?"
Bro 2: "Yea, what about it?"
Bro 1: "That means we're Smash Bros now."
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This is not fictional it really does exist. The bro-zone if very treacherous and fearsome. This is when a girl you like starts to call you bro. Girls will usually start doing this when they have a boyfriend and they want a shoulder to cry on that their boyfriend does not mind because you are like her "bro" or "brother" ,but after so long of being called bro a girl will get the mindset that you are her bro. When this happens your chance of dating that girl is gone forever. Friend-zone can usually be wiggled out of eventually.
The bro-zone can be stopped before it gets to serious. It usually works quite well also. The first time a girl calls you bro you stop them. When a girl needs a shoulder to cry on accept it sometimes. If you do this they will know youre trustworthy and not just their "brother." Make sure when you can't help the girl you have an alibi and witnesses.
Guy 1: Hey man, did you hear that Rachel and her boyfriend broke up? You should ask her out.
Guy 2: Awesome, I will.
A few weeks later...
Guy 2: Hey Rachel, I have a question.
Rachel: Yes ,what is it?
Guy 2: Will you go out with me?
Rachel: I'm sorry. No, i can't date my brother.
Guy 1: How did it go?
Guy 2: She said no. I am in the bro-zone.
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One salty MF who has a collection of participation trophies on his shelf and late into his adult years still expects his parents to still pay the restaurant check.
Someone who talks a whole lot online but takes no action where it counts. This person like the idea of free because why not and they have some soft name like Chad, Brad, Blake, or Hugh
These people generally suck at sport and cry easily. They never had the makings of a varsity athlete
Go home Bernie Bro, it’s over. Take the L
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