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crying in the gta club

When you can't go to the club to cry because you're quarantined, so you're crying in the GTA (Grand Theft Auto) club.

Her: I wanna go out but we're on lockdown
Her: crying in the gta club

by bunnybboo April 15, 2020

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HIGH 5 CLUB

It is a club for people who are up for a laugh. Each member has to complete a "no balls task ever day to get a secret reaction from club members

high 5 club our kid ur no balls this week is do give someone willy breath

by snoop doggy dog October 22, 2007

7๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


mile long club

A hypothetical club whose members have had sex with enough men that a line of penises of said men were arranged from end to end would stretch a mile. If the average human male penis is 6" this would account for, on average, 10,560 men. If a candidate were to include beasts of burden into their calculations the mile could be reached much faster.

My sister-in-law, despite getting a late start in life, is just slutty enough to be well on her way to becoming a member of the mile long club.

by R. Reynolds December 28, 2006

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mile high club

An imaginary club people belong to that claim to have had sex in a jetairliner.

Melissa and Fred tried to join the mile high club but Freddy forgot his little blue pill.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 11, 2017

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Cyclops War Club

A huge turd with a big knot on the end that tears you up as you try to shit it out.

My ass is raw after passing that Cyclops war club this morning.

by grisgris1 February 16, 2010

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The Mile Guy Club

When a group of male participants rent out first-class on a 747 commercial aircraft, and have a scat orgy in the rented section of the plane.

So how was your vacation steve?

It was great, I joined the mile guy club!

by Pilsburyblowboy February 25, 2011

2๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fat Kids Club

An expression used for teenagers and kids who are not fat, but eat as though they should be 500 pounds.

Annabel: Wow Zoe, did we seriously just eat cookies, chocolate milk, and half a thing of Lucky Charms all at once?... FAT KIDS CLUB UNITE!

Zoe: Yeah buddy! Woo!

by EvilPlanNumberThree May 15, 2010

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