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When a girl gets double-penetrated by a black guy and a white guy at the same time, while on her period.
Chocolate, Strawberry, and Vanilla
Hey man I gave Paige the Cosmopolitan Ice Cream last month, but we need more vanilla for tonight, you in?
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When a male defecates on a females face and then ejaculates on top of it!
Shannon wanted dessert, so Freddy gave her a juicy chocolate cream pie.
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a sexual position, demonstrated in hannah montana's "lets chill."
"Everybody do your dance
Ain't nothing better than an all night jam (Oh! ha)
Are you ready for a little something new tonight (Oh yeah!)
I got a brand new stepping thing you are gonna like
Come on boys"
-refers to a new move created by billy ray cyrus
"Do the ice cream freeze
Strike your pose"
-get into position
"Can you do the milkshake
Shake it shake it down low"
-refers to the male shaking penis over female
"Can you snow cone slide left to right"
-similar to the superman move, yet in a horizontal
Put your hands in the air"
-only for experts
"We could party all night"
-self-explanatory
"All kind of stepping make you feel good (make you feel real good)"
-it is enjoyable
"Triple step, butterfly, sugar foot (sugar sugar foot)"
-repeat three times, do butterfly move, and finally the male ejaculates on female foot
"But, I'm coming with a new thing.
What you need? (That's right!)
Now everybody want to do the ice cream freeze (Whoohoo)"
-refers to group sexual intercourse
"yo dude i just did the ice cream freeze with miley- she came in tan and left white!"
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when a person does a hand stand and a male jacks off into their crotch
dude i did the ice cream cone to your mom that shit only comes in soft serve lol
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A variation on the traditional cream pie but performed out side on a cold day, or in a walk in cooler at your favorite family eating establishment. The seamen has to be clearly observed as steamin' when she pushes it out of her vagina.
It was in the freezer at TGIF that James saw his first steamy cream pie, but he could hardly look at it because of the grotesque appearance of her rotten meat mound.
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A guy who likes to take it in the back door.
Fred: Hey man, how's it going? What are you thinking of?
Carl: Fred, what the heck man?! What guy asks another guy that? You're such a cream biscuit!
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when a farmer has sex with any type of farm animal and then kills it and feeds it to a gay man
Gay man:OMG this pig is sooo good whats your secret?
Farmer:oh its creamed potato
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