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The worst person I’ve ever met. Self centered, ugly, short, stupid, idiotic, clumsy, not in the slightest bit athletic. Those are just a few words to describe him ( without cursing). He’s inconsiderate like you would hardly believe. He’s an empath, doesn’t show emotion, doesn’t care about your emotions but we’ll get back to that in a bit. He’s a terrible boyfriend, never date a Dylan. He’ll talk to other girls more than he talks to you. He’ll sit there on his phone when your right next to him and not say a word to you, he won’t even look at you. He won’t ask you what’s wrong if your crying let alone give you a hug. He doesn’t give a crap about how you feel, he just wants the statue because he’s dating some one out of his league that he doesn’t deserve.
A guy who can't read, can't write, and smells like David's bidussy.
Did we lose Dylan again? No, he's around here somewhere because I can smell him.
I don’t understand how the world could be so cruel as to show me the sweetest guy I’ve ever met. Then immediately rip him away from me. Maybe this is pathetic and maybe you wouldn’t even want me to but I’d wait until you were ready. The thought of you with someone else is something I don’t even want to imagine. To the girl who gets to spend the rest of her life with you I envy her and I hope she treats you with the love and care you deserve. I hope you get everything you’ve ever wanted. I hope one day you make it big and everyone who hears your songs knows it’s by you. I hope if you read this even though I doubt you ever will, you will know just how much our short time together meant to me.
Dylan is the sweetest most funny guy you will ever meet and he has a big heart.
The guy who is fun to be around but can be annoying at times, often the one to crack a sex joke at the worst moment and yet make everybody laugh.
He is also the guy who does not give a shit about your reasoning for doing something, if he sees you do it, he will mock you to the ends of the earth.
"Oh he is fun to be around but sometimes he is a total Dylan."
Dylan is a nice person but with a bad boy side. He is not shy or even funny but he is very respectful towards women, he will not try anything without their agreement. He is sometimes immature but in a funny way. Whether he is a virgin or experienced, he will manage very well with women. In one sentence, if you are a woman, make it your dinner
Dylan did his first time with me, it was magical yet I have experience
I made love with this handsome guy Dylan, it was perfect