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A fat piece of shit that is a couch potato and licks Michelles dick all day. He loves to play soccer but sucks ass at it. Miguel is a great fuck because his tits are nice and round. He also loves to spam his mic by eating pretzals and takis that have a 100 grams of sodium and instantly give you type 7 diabetes. He also has a vagina
Yo Jack stay away from Miguel De La Cruz because he may eat you.
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L'acte d'éjaculer sur un crâne chauve.
-As tu vus le look de Oscar Isaac dans Ex Machina?
-Je sais je lui ferais bien un coco à la crème.
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Hot city with lots of gorgeus girls, great beaches, beautiful mountains, and better fuck. Actually full of Romanians (near 60.000). We have a great rivalry with the poshies of Valencia and the provincials from Villarreal.
C´mon to Castellon to fuck a hoe.
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literally meaning "in the fight" it is slang in the underground homosexual community of Cuba referring to a male prostitute. someone who is "en la lucha" is a male prostitute. the noun for a male prostitute in the Cuban gay underground is "luchador" (fighter).
él está en la lucha - he's a prostitute, literally, he's in the fight
or
él está un luchador - same, literally, he's a fighter
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Girls don’t want cum, they want Cremé de la Penis
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(n.) In Spain, the term used for teenage years, emphasizing puberty and the way teenagers associate many things with sexuality
"That sick minded teenager is in `la edad del pavo´"
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I want to be a hat check clerk at an ice rink!
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