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When you see a yellow car you punch someone
“YELLOW CAR NO RETURNS! *punches*”
“OW JOY YOU HIT ME TOO HARD”
BBC: Blue Banana Car, Blue Banana Car, BLUE!!! BANANA!!! CAR!!! *Car Crashes, FUCK THIS SONG I'M NEVER SINGING THIS FUCKING SHIT ASS SONG!!!
Remember That Time When You Found That Video About Blue Banana Cars You Found On A Kids Game
Car doorman, also known as Dorito and pink princess, is the hardest working man there is on the planet, he worked his way up from having no experience whatsoever, to becoming the le-jin-dary man himself, Kim Seokjin. He is also known as the loyal and fabulous diva wife to the world famous IQ 148.
An alternative name for Car door man could be Car door gay or Car door guy.
Friend: I aspire to become as amazing and beautiful as Car door man.
Me: Bitch keep dreaming.
To have sexual intercourse with a car
"That guy loves to get hot by a car"
When a car explodes in such a stupid manner that you can’t help but laugh and perhaps record it.
Hey Brayden did you see that Car go boom?
If you drive a spray painted car, you’re 6x more likely to knock up your girlfriend, not pay child support and have a credit score of zero. Also 6.4x less likely to be pulled over than everyone else even though they probably have at least 4oz of weed in the glove compartment.
A spray painted car is the most effective way to identify your local high school dropout.
“Who the hell is in my ass? i’m going over the speed limit”
“It must be a spray painted car.”
Roblox car crashes are a series of (normally low quality) videos that show a dash cam of a roblox blocky car suffering an accident, such as running over NPCs or hitting another cars and shredding into pieces.
These videos are known because of using ACTUAL legitimate car accident audios found in websites such as LiveLeak, wich gives a dark comedic effect.
X: Hey have you seen this Roblox Car Crash Compilation on tiktok? It’s so funny haha!
X: please for the love of god leave me alone.