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When your wife cheats when shuffling cards and gives herself all the aces and a couple of kings to boot.
Kath kicked her husbands arse at cards because she had mastered the devil shuffle...
The naughtiest of Columbia coke straight off the brick, ready to have a stripe
You got the devils flake lad
A woman wearing light pants while on her period. Gravity takes control of her fate and the flow goes. Consider it one hell of a crime scene.
Oh, look at that poor girl. The dam’s broken. She’s got the Devil’s waterfall.
A woman wearing light pants while on her period. Gravity takes control of her fate and the flow goes. Consider it one hell of a crime scene.
Oh, look at that poor girl. The dam’s broken. She’s got the devil’s waterfall.
Any tight spot between two large objects where in important things can get stuck or lost ie: between the kitchen stove and the refrigerator.
John: Becky have you seen the oven mitt?
Becky: the last I saw John, it was on top of the refrigerator.
John: Crap Becky! It's fallen and now it's stuck in the Devil's Ass Crack.
The toilets at the office bathroom often share a common wall where all plumbing is contained. Occasionally, you can be sitting on a toilet, when you can hear a feint sound of a door shutting and being locked in the opposite sex’s bathroom. Then, as the opposite sex person sits on their toilet, you may feel your toilet raise up again to offset the weight of theirs on the other side of the wall. This is what is known as the devil’s teeter totter.
Listen to what happened to Billy. His boss ordered in enchiladas for Richard’s 50th birthday. Of course, that stuff needed to be evacuated within an hour. When he was shitting in the men’s room, that fat bitch Jackie went to take a shit also. She sat down, and the old devils teeter totter launched ole Bill 2 feet in the air.
Similar to a pig on a spit roast, a person holds on to a spinning horizontal stick and a person standing behind them sticks their finger in the ass of the person while they spin. Optional oral sex if you are brave enough.
A: Asked what her favorite position was, and she said Jersey Dirty Devil!
B: Oh shit! I’ve been trying to get my girl to do it, we only do glory holes.