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A chaste alternative to Netflix and chill.
I know we just met, so how about we get together for Scrabble and Soup.
This can only be made by 2 gay men having sexual intercourse aka anal. After finishing the pitcher drops to his knees and eats his own semen from the catchers asshole.
Dirty Mike made a rainbow soup while in a Prius with the boys during a "soup kitchen"
ingredients: onions, garlic, water, green onions, salami, green beans, soy sauce, fish sauce, plum sauce, salt, pepper, onion powder, garlic powder, chilli flakes, pepper.
recipe:
slice an onion until you have 15 even pieces, 3 pieces of garlic as well
put the pieces in a bowl with lots of water and microwave for 5 minutes on high or 7 minutes on low
pour the onions, garlic and onion water in bowl
add 10 slices of salami sliced
add onion and garlic powder
add the rest to your desired taste.
wow this onion soup recipe is mad fye el hombre
Man we sure did get high off of that pot last night, but we really got wasted when we drink the head weed soup!
when you’re about to clock out and go to bed
guys i’m sorry i’m so tired, i’m gonna have to stick my sock in some soup
or the sock has been souped
When at least four or more talented/famous actors/actresses end up in the same movie/play/television show, etc.
I realized that when I looked up the names of the actors in my favorite movie, they were all recognizable and made up a good talent soup.
The way that one’s nose begins to run and drip copiously in response to the stimulus of eating hot soup.
“As much as I love soup, I can never order it on a date—the soup nose just isn’t sexy.”