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The best pet you can have. Fuck dogs, fuck cats, fuck birds. They are the best. They are small and cute and they live 150 FUCKING YEARS so you dont need to worry about "He died because he was old". I have one called Miss Pauling and she's the best pet I had.
Girl:Do you have a pet?
Boy:Yes
Girl:Wich one?
Boy:A turtle
Girl:I want to suck your penis
Super cool and awesome and top
Secret drug that all the cool kids are doing
Do you know where I can score some Turtle?
Turtle is someone who is very slow in both moving and thinking
Turtle (TsG|imaTurtle) is a Animal Brother that is both slow in thinking and in moving/making speed, his best friend is Spoder (Tension)
They lift shirt and drop pants and flirt evritiem.
Those idiots that keep eating the plastic straws. Well some do but still, they're related so they're still the idiots that keep eating the straws. Like blud, that is not a jellyfish that is a STRAW
"Bro this dumb ass turtle keeps eating the straws when it already got 4 in it's dumb nose.
When a bunch of boys get circumcised and they make soup.
My tabernacle is throwing a turtle soup party because lots of the boys are turning 13. Oy very.