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n. to be the main driver or source of transportation for a person or group of people even if you're not invited or are unable to attend whatever event they need the ride for; usually boss, older brother, or person in authority over you so that you are unable to decline
derived from the character turtle from the show entourage
It sucks being the turtle for my older brothers whenever they want to go clubbing. I can't wait till I'm 21.
They’re the best little dudes on the planet. People need to start loving my little bros more. Come give them hugs. BUT DONT CRUSH THEM. K thanks that’s my ted talks. Bye.
billy: look at that little turtle over there!!
Camryn: they’re honestly the best people need to start loving them more *rolls eyes**
Seen a lot of nothing from these "definitions" of turtles but a turtle is a person who is mentally slow and retreats into their shell when called out on their BS
this turtle had the nerve to lie to my face and act like I wouldn't call her out
Those idiots that keep eating the plastic straws. Well some do but still, they're related so they're still the idiots that keep eating the straws. Like blud, that is not a jellyfish that is a STRAW
"Bro this dumb ass turtle keeps eating the straws when it already got 4 in it's dumb nose.
A word that describes a beautiful animal that deserves to be saved but has lost its meaning because VSCO girls took it and made it into a weird trend.
And i oop, SaVE tHe tUrtLES!
No really, save the turtles.