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body weed

body weed is the pot that puts you to sleep

"This shit is some real body weed."

by LK253 June 2, 2023


Weed Thumbs

When you’re higher than giraffe balls and your thumbs stop working.

Urban Dictionary people: this submission took me like 8 minutes to type because my edible gave me weed thumbs and I’m higher than giraffe balls and I hate spelling mistakes

by DrMillerLite August 23, 2022


swapp weed

marijuana that is of lower quality similar to brick weed

bro i don't want that its some swapp weed

by king mikia November 22, 2013


doctor weed

The greatest Dr. there is. Listen up and take yo prescriptions.

Why did you smoke so much?

Doctor Weed wrote me a prescription.

by doctorweed January 17, 2015


lid of weed

How much does a lid of weed weigh in the 1970.

I paid $20.00 for a lid of weed

by April 29, 2021


Tumble weed head

Someone who lies and tries to justify it with non facts.

One time this guy said he was the best worker, he’s just a tumble weed head.

by Tumble weed February 17, 2022


weed paralysis

The act of becoming so high all forms of motor function shut down

"Hey, what's going on with John? He hasn't moved in a hour."
"Oh don't worry about him. Smoked some GOOD shit earlier, so he's in weed paralysis."

by Sndndb September 20, 2022