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An amazing person that deserves better. Usually touch-starved, and has had their heart broken more than once. Jordans are really loyal, and won't leave your side- as long as you don't leave theirs. They're probably into some weird fandom that they rant to you about all the time. Probably surprisingly good at video games, secretly loves to read, and is really creative. Don't be afraid to ask them out; they're usually really approachable and will try to start a conversation with you.
Bonus if they're part of the LGBTQ+ community in some way. Even if they insist they aren't, they probably are.
Wow, Jordan is so cool - I wish I could hangout with them more often
A salty fatherless bozo who needs to stop simping and touch grass
L+ratio+felloff+Jordan
a white country, cow tippin' micro-penis boy, who gets no bitches
Jordan is a bitch.
Sexy handsome perfect good smelling sweet kind dominant smart a literal genius creative girlfriend obsessed amazing good music taster gangster Toronto manz real badmanz good in bed protective strong
In an age of technology, childpredators were everywhere, even in school. A notorious predator lurked, a predator named Jkrdan. Jordan was the late predascessor of the og toucher known as edp. Given his power, Jordan went roughe. He touched evtire teams of minor league players, even volunteering at a daycare just to get closer. When the time was right, he swooped in and took the unsespecting victim, and gobbled the poor child. Jordan is a public menace, if you have any information, notify us immediately, protect your kids and stay safe.
Jordan referance
Who is this guy, Jordan?
Slang term for "head", often used in ways that suggest a "big head", but can also be used interchangeably with other definitions for "head".
Took me forever to do that guy's haircut, he had a Jordan.
Give her some Jordan so she'll calm down.
He's the Jordan of his class.