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jordan guidotti

a guy that has a massive penis and will give the best backshots

have you went to jordan guidotti house yet i cant walk for 2 weeks now

by goofy kid1133988 February 13, 2024


Jordan Gellert

Super handsome. Wow very cool!

That is Jordan Gellert a man which all men should aspire to be.

by Vliney April 30, 2023


Jordan river float

A variation of the Provo River float wherein a penis oscillates back and forth between the butt cheeks of the boyfriend or girlfriend of an adolescent Mormon boy. Found mostly in Utah County, Utah. "anal outercourse"

Dude, I took that guy on the Jordan river float last night.... hope the bishop doesn't find out.

by Laxanus November 08, 2020


Jordan Aspinall

Absolute turd, he thinks he’s bad because his mummy and daddy has lots of pennies

You’re a jordan Aspinall

by Big Bald Men April 28, 2020


Jordan Frantz

Jordan Frantz is the hottest man i've ever seen. I hate his girlfriend so much and want to steal him, I want to kidnap him and have him for myself, he is so sexy, I think about him all day.

Jordan Frantz is sexy

by Jordyn edwards May 08, 2022


Jordan Bair

The faggot of the group and hat likes penis

Mike: Milea is the Jordan Bair

by BigDickCummings December 15, 2019


I won't let it happen Jordan

You are the reason Chris Benoit killed his whole family. This is EXACTLY why that happened. Not directly.... Well... MAYBE directly but, at the very least, peripherally.

Hym "I won't let it happen Jordan. As soon as I break what delusion these idiots suffer from it'll turn and when it does there will no one to defend you. As soon as these idiots realize that defending you is consenting to this and is soon as this realize that the Self-Immolation doesn't work... They'll turn to me... And that's when the corpses will start to pile up. The families will call for your head. I'll make sure they get your daughter because she's complicit too. So, no. A new condition has been added. If he (Jordan Peterson) isn't in a cage or dead, I don't care what you give me. Your kids will die. The moment has passed. Him and his daughter. Save your kids folks. Don't let them die so a charlatan can play aristocrat."

by Hym Iam May 03, 2024