Turtle is someone who is very slow in both moving and thinking
Turtle (TsG|imaTurtle) is a Animal Brother that is both slow in thinking and in moving/making speed, his best friend is Spoder (Tension)
They lift shirt and drop pants and flirt evritiem.
Those idiots that keep eating the plastic straws. Well some do but still, they're related so they're still the idiots that keep eating the straws. Like blud, that is not a jellyfish that is a STRAW
"Bro this dumb ass turtle keeps eating the straws when it already got 4 in it's dumb nose.
When a bunch of boys get circumcised and they make soup.
My tabernacle is throwing a turtle soup party because lots of the boys are turning 13. Oy very.
• Someone who is funny and always makes you laugh. Never a dull moment.
• What you call your best friend when they are being silly af and make you laugh too much.
"I cant stand you right now, ur such a turtle biscuit."
Noun. When you fill a laundry basket way over the top, then drape a towel over the pile and tuck it into the sides of the basket so nothing will fall out while carrying. The result resembles a turtle shell, and sometimes it will have little 'legs' of laundry items sticking out of holes in the basket.
I waited too long to do laundry, now im definitely gonna have to make a laundry turtle
Sex position, involves having sex with only the protruding head of a turtle (usually of the snapping variety). Bonus points if the shell vibrates.
Abby: Dude why are you bleeding like that
Kate: I tried the snapping turtle at the lake and it didn’t go well
A clamp or clip tightened around the testicles.
Mike: No way! John has a Snapping Turtle!
John: What the fuck is that?