The act of deep throat being performed by a large woman
“Did you see Blinks trying to get some cow neck last night? He tried to bait her in by feeding her croutons!”
A day where baby cows are to be celebrated on December 3rd
International Baby Cow Day is a day where you slaughter a whole bunch of baby cows...I think?
the act of sexually biting a partner's ear
"Did you see Max cow tagging his girlfriend's ear while they were dancing in the club?"
A group of three or more Holsteins dat you wanna know if I've ever been verbally told about.
You: I saw a herd of cows today.
Me: You saw a what?!
You: HERD --- herd of cows.
Me: Of COURSE I've heard of cows --- I wasn't born in a cave or backwoods cabin, y'know!
When somebody likes to eat cow nuts covered with cheese
dude wisconsin cow cheese tastes like a sweety ball sack
A very common saying that means to hurry along a beautiful woman. Preferably to a bedroom
Come now jersey cow, the man said to his intended lover.
Cow milk is the milk of a cow. Cow Milk = Good
Dude 1: "Hey man got some Cow Milk."
Dude 2: "No, I'm lactose intolerance."