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Cow neck

The act of deep throat being performed by a large woman

“Did you see Blinks trying to get some cow neck last night? He tried to bait her in by feeding her croutons!”

by Church boners July 6, 2018


International baby cow day

A day where baby cows are to be celebrated on December 3rd

International Baby Cow Day is a day where you slaughter a whole bunch of baby cows...I think?

by goshdarndiggitydammit April 10, 2024


cow tagging

the act of sexually biting a partner's ear

"Did you see Max cow tagging his girlfriend's ear while they were dancing in the club?"

by Daisy-Duke January 11, 2014


heard of cows

A group of three or more Holsteins dat you wanna know if I've ever been verbally told about.

You: I saw a herd of cows today.
Me: You saw a what?!
You: HERD --- herd of cows.
Me: Of COURSE I've heard of cows --- I wasn't born in a cave or backwoods cabin, y'know!

by QuacksO February 17, 2020


wisconsin cow cheese

When somebody likes to eat cow nuts covered with cheese

dude wisconsin cow cheese tastes like a sweety ball sack

by cowcheesee April 13, 2010


Come now jersey cow

A very common saying that means to hurry along a beautiful woman. Preferably to a bedroom

Come now jersey cow, the man said to his intended lover.

by Wise Man of much Wisdom May 8, 2022


Cow Milk

Cow milk is the milk of a cow. Cow Milk = Good

Dude 1: "Hey man got some Cow Milk."
Dude 2: "No, I'm lactose intolerance."

by queen biscuit December 14, 2022