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A weird shaped horse that produces colored flavorful water out of these bags under it's stomach. Humans often squeee the bag and drink the liquid.
I just got some flavored water from that cow. It was delicious.
Acronym for cranky old woman; over-bearing older woman who has limited emotional and physical flexibility
Yeh, I saw her last week and man what a CoW, I need to stick to younger women.
An awesome cow that rides on skateboards and burns down orphanages
Oh god run it’s the skateboard cow 😱
A group of three or more Holsteins dat you wanna know if I've ever been verbally told about.
You: I saw a herd of cows today.
Me: You saw a what?!
You: HERD --- herd of cows.
Me: Of COURSE I've heard of cows --- I wasn't born in a cave or backwoods cabin, y'know!
When somebody likes to eat cow nuts covered with cheese
dude wisconsin cow cheese tastes like a sweety ball sack