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A blowjob discreetly performed in a public place.
The female will covertly pull out the male's penis, suck and then tuck it back into his pants upon completion. The public is none-the-wiser.
Julie gave me a suck n' tuck under those round tables at the Chinese restaurant.
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to really blow, to be so bad that it just sucks so much it sucks complete ass.
"We just got so ditched."
"Jim, this blows."
"Ya, this sucks complete ass"
"Lets go slash some tires"
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a common saying for people who want to say suck my dick but is too polite to say it.
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To submit to someone; to please someone when you want something from him/her
This was originally a gesture of submission in ancient Ireland. (Yes, literally sucking a king's nipples.)
Person A: Wow, Larry sure is giving his professor a hard time with the C he gave him on his final. I heard he's been calling him non-stop every day.
Person B: What? It's already been a month since our grades came out! It's time to start sucking the king's nipples.
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This site's layout sucks.
Literally Everyone: ikr
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informal
To suck ones yellow.
Used majority of the time in a negative light in a similar way to "Suck my Dick".
For reference, "yellow" has nothing to do with a man's penis.
Some would describe it as a gender neutral equivalent to Suck my Dick but I personally would argue otherwise since it has nothing to do with any reproductive organs.
Anon: "hey man, I disagree with you on a subject matter"
Tob: "oh, that's okay"
Anon: "just kidding, haha"
Tob: "fuck you, suck my yellow"
Anon: "please Tobias, stop this"
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When a guy comes home drunk and can't fall asleep, he decides to shove his dick in his girlfriend/partners mouth. The girl half asleep will suck it for two minutes before taking it out and leaving the man with blue balls.
Last night Joey came home and I tried to get me sleep-sucking dick. I told him I'm too tired for all that
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