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Means someone who performs cunnilingus on a woman during her period.
Randy got his hells angels red wings when his girlfriend was menstruating last week.
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Movie reference from the Adam Sandler film “Happy Gilmore” in which a Nursing Home Orderly, played by Ben Stiller, authoritatively denies the polite request for a glass of warm milk by Happy’s grandmother.
Grandma: Sir, can I trouble you for a warm glass of milk? It helps me go to sleep.
Nursing Home Orderly: You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut the hell up. Now, you will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep. Check out the name tag. You're in my world now, grandma.
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The task thine mother performs quite voraciously whilst in hell to the satisfaction of all who wish it morning, noon, and night.
A quote from the movie 'The Exorcist' (1973) where a possessed child informs a priest that the priests mother is in hell and spends her time sucking cocks there.
Hey man I got some good news and bad news. The bad news is your mother sucks cocks in hell, but the good news is I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to GEICO.
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a meaner way of saying "you rnt getting it". often used by those people who r hilarious that always have a straight face.
Mommy": "And people in hell want ice water.
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Hey, can I ask why you're being such a jerk?
You can shut the hell up.
I think the problem is with you.
I think the problem is that you're not shutting the hell up.
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An aggitated responce for when someone asks you a question you cannot possibly know the answer to. Usually said in a tone that is more or less telling the person to fuck off.
Guy #1: Where did I put my pen?
Guy #2: How the hell should I know?
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response to 'jesus freak' and/or 'orthodox' christian
indicating you just MAY have already been to hell numerous times!!! (ie: experienced some bad/rough times in this life) -usually quiets a 'rabid dog'!!
yeah, we'll i've already GOT frequent flyer miles to hell!!
you can't scare me! i've got frequent flyer miles to hell!!
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