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you were born from your mother's asshole, because her cunt was too busy being fucked by a dog

perhaps the most offensive and all-encompasing insult ever conceived. either Portugese or Afrikaans in origin.

dude1: go on, say "you were born from your mother's asshole, because her cunt was too busy being fucked by a dog"

dude2: you were born from your mother's assho <dude1 punches 2 in face>

by b4stard November 09, 2005


Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay

I don't really know to be honest

Did you see that one porno called Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay?

No Kyle, what the fuck man!?

by kinky shit enthusiast January 17, 2022


Gregarion asshole stomper

When the male during sex puts the female or other male into the human pretzel position than flips them face down and fucks from there

Greg: I’m gonna put you through the gregarion asshole stomper

by TikiTyrone11 May 01, 2025


Busted in half asshole

Some one that resembels that of an asshole, thats busted in half

Tim- Jez you look like a busted in half asshole today

by Miss hawker December 01, 2016


opportunistic asshole

People who always pick the asshole choice whenever they can do something good/not do something bad.

Dave: Dude did you seriously eat half the brownies I made before anyone else even woke up?
Warbel: You snooze you lose lol
Dave: Fucking opportunistic asshole

by gingerlover123wastaken April 22, 2023


Little asshole

A living butt hole. The incarnation of a prick. Just basicly a dick. Little shit of a demon. Stay away from little assholes at all cost, they are contagious.

Usually between the ages of 11 to 17

Greg: he was so mean, like he was only 12!
Fred: he’s just a little asshole

by Funky gay SoUp 🥣 May 13, 2023


Copy of asshole

A person who doesn't look after their filenames.

You: "Hey, Brad, that new logo you designed for my web site, what's it's filename?"

Brad: "Copy of copy of copy of logo - Copy (3).jpg.zip"

You: "Thanks, copy of asshole"

by adeward September 26, 2017