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The Baby's Cradle

The Baby's Cradle is when a man gets on his hands and knees, like he is the legs of the cradle, the female must get under him and act like shes giving him a hug with her legs wrapped around his waist, like the seat of the cradle, then she must continue to rock back and forth on the mans purple-helmeted yogurt thrower. This may require some physical strength from both man and woman.

"Dude Craig did you give Jessica The Baby's Cradle last night?", Craig " I sure did, and man my arms hurt."

by The Grotesque Groan June 14, 2009


Baby BaconBoi

BaconBoi but a baby, character from my upcoming show called: BabyBaconBoi Adventures.

-"I had this thing called oatmeal, it felt like Brody invented it, Brody said it already existed, it made me feel a little hyper, I kinda liked it". -BBBA episode 1, BaconBoi's birthday. (Duckie takes the cake.)

hey there Baby BaconBoi!

by BaconBoiurban May 23, 2021


Lobby Baby

Term used for the prostitute that a hotel concierge calls regularly and is typically waiting in the hotel lobby.

A: Concierge desk, how can I help you?

B: Yes, can you send the lobby baby to room 2134.

A: She or He?

B: She please and be quick about it.

A: Very good, Ma'm, your lobby baby is on the way now.

by zbunnyzero April 16, 2018


baby luigi

The best person in the room if he is there

Your the best baby luigi

by Wdggfggu March 31, 2020


Trying for a baby

A excuse usuallyused by young married couples so they can fuck a lot.

Jack and Erin claim they are trying for a baby but I'm pretty sure they are using that as an excuse to fuck 24/7.

by jdoge7 March 14, 2015


baby batter

semen and sperm...ejaculate

Dude, that's just nasty! Your sheets have dried baby batter on 'em!

by Wade November 27, 2004


Skin Baby

Any person who looks like a shaved chimpanzee or monkey. Used as a negative description.

Yo dawg, you look like an absolute Skin Baby.

Skin Baby!

by Isdustbinn March 27, 2020