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1.The act of playing Bioshock with a boner.
2.The unfortunate event of having your dick electrocuted while you have a boner.
1.Last night I Boner Shocked for five hours straight. This morning I woke up in a hospital with my psychiatrist next to me.
2. Same shit here.
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the exact opposite of a boner
when a someone does something or says something so gross it gives you the exact opposite feeling of a boner
when a girl looks so disgusting you puke in your mouth a little
Guy 1 "dude, i think that chick is checkin you out?"
Guy 2 "dude, she just gave me a reverse boner"
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Term used when something is not going the way in which it was intended. Such as a bad day at work or when something has gone awry. In a really bad situation, "Huge Freakin' Boner" can be used.
Guy 1- Hey Ryan how's that job going today? Guy 2- Well Ray, I just found out this 8 hour job is going to take atleast 12 hours and I have to do all this extra stuff, I got a Huge Boner right now.
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Not like a usual singular large boner, but thousands of microscopic boners along the ear drum, and going down into the ear canal. When the music hits these cilia like boners, they become engorged with the sound, a pleasurable experience to say the least. At the pinnacle of a song they might erupt, causing a chill down the spine, not unlike an orgasm.
Ooooh, play that again, that song gives me major ear boner.
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(n) An erection that arises at an unfortunate and inapproprate time. Often referred to when one is aroused by an unattractive or chubby member of the opposite sex for no obvious reason.
Alternate usage: the sensation of being embarrassed and proud of yourself at the same time.
Patrick found himself saddled with a shame boner while volunteering with a women's reading group at the nursing home.
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An erection induced by a climactic and/or arousing scene from any of the Batman films.
Batman keeps a spare Bat-boner on his utility belt just in case he has a run in with the Joker.
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What happens when someone really really loves Google.
He really got a google boner during his presentation!
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