Bum-A-Holic

1. Someone who is addicted to being a bum

2. someone that is always a bum

John: Joe, I feel so lazy today.
Joe: Get your fat ass off of that couch u bum-a-holic!

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bum jacket

The build up of gas in ones underwear from constant flatulence, covering the bum region, and often providing warmth and comfort.

I have a thick bum jacket after the curry last night.

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bum troubler

Someone who gives grief to homeless folk.

I saw a chav beat up a tramp yesterday, he was obviously a total bum troubler

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bum cock

When you've been having bareback anal sex and your penis has slight fecal residue.

"Ew man, you better wash off that bum cock before coming back to bed"

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Bum Spiders

1. When sitting in a park and your friend discovers a spider approaching your lower back going for your bum. This spider could be aiming to actually get inside your bum, therefore becoming a bum spider.

2. An imaginary STI where if you have anal sex too much, spiders will become attracted to your bum, then being able to be passed on to someone else who has anal sex with you.

Helena: "DAMN there's a spider going towards your ass!"

Doug: "SHIT damn bum spiders!!"

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Bum Spray

What happens after anal and you dont use a condom

Guy 1: "Hey man did you and the Dan get it on last night?"
Guy 2: "Yeah dude I totally got bum sprayed! It was awesome!"

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bum-tastic

When Something is so cheap and hilarious that it is described as bum- tastic. Usually used to describe good for nothings, slobs, and lazy assholes.

guy 1: Did you clean your room and brush your teeth today?
guy 2: No, I have a life you know!
guy 1: Thats bum-tastic!

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