Last line of defense

When a hoe keeps on getting on you so you shoot her

I had to use my last line of defense

Teegan (Pick Up Line)

in 700AD teegans pickup line was "Are you ready for Daddy?", now in 2023 she says, "do you want this fuego?"

Amber: *being normal*
Teegan (pick up line) : "Are you ready for daddy?"

Nine Line

A form of communication used by a JTAC (Joint Terminal Attack Controller) in the military to get Close Air Support onto a target. Not like the stupid "We need air support!" bullshit in movies. Each "Line" is a statement of brevity that represents information given to the pilot. 1st line is IP/BP to target, etc.

the 9 line is passed off to the pilot, who then reads back lines 4, 6, and 8. After that, the JTAC will pass on additional info or remarks, before a "Talk on" (basically the JTAC and pilot communicating to ensure that they are on target) Following the talk on the pilot makes their "IN" call before being cleared hot to drop ordnance. Then, boom. Shit blows up I guess.

Nine Line: (JTAC) "Recoil 1-1, Widow 5-1, as fragged, 270 offset north, 10.4, 3-0-0 feet, mechanized column, grid 0-7-0-7
Keypad 7, target marked with laser code 1688, 700 meters southwest, pilot discretion."

Line 4, 6, and 8 readback: (Pilot) "Widow 51, Recoil11, read back, 3-0-0 feet, 0-7-0-7 keypad 7, 700 meters southwest. Ready remarks"

Pilot requests the talk on (Pilot) "Widow 51, Recoil 11, ready talk on. I see an east-west road with some buildings to the south."

Pilot confirms target location: (JTAC) "Recoil 11, Window 51, call contact on the northern most building in that group south of the road."

(Pilot) "Contact."

Pilot makes the IN call to begin the attack: (Pilot) "Widow 51, Recoil 11, In from the east, 30 seconds"

JTAC clears the pilot to attack the target: (JTAC) "Cleared hot"

Hit a line day

On november 11th is national cocaine day (11/11) 2 for each nostril 🦜

Its a hit a line day 🦜

WTF Lines

Lines in the forehead caused by bewilderment while asking 'what the f**k?'

I need botox injections in my forehead to get rid of these WTF lines.

jump my line

Hit me up.

like text or call me

person one: “Jump my line”
person two: *texts person 1 or calls*

the kiwi line

a line of being near cancelled

named after the infamous KiwiJoe

person 1: the september 11th incident was not all bad

person 2: you're walking the kiwi line