vegas wake-up call

waking up with what appears to be a dead prostitute in your bed, typically used for pranks.

Jon got black-out drunk last night and woke up with a dead hooker in his bed, classic vegas wake-up call.

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call it what you want

the best song on taylor swift’s 2017 album, reputation

person 1: hey what’s the best song on reputation

person 2: oh it’s call it what you want

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Polish Booty call

Any phone calls placed after 2am to the opposite sex in order to engage in sexual activity, even though the caller never admits that is the real reason for the call.

Witek only calls me after the bar closes around 2am and threatens to hang up on me when I don't go over to his house. (Polish Booty Call)

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Call of Duty induced tourettes

A disease often plagueing most males aged 12-43 years of age. Comonly caused by campers, noob tubers and spawn killers. Disease causes its victom to scream at the tv in a loud and relentless manner in hopes that the person or persons of the opposing team will hear his crys and change their low down dirty playing tactics or possibly put down their controller and jump from a very high ledge.

TV Noise: *Thunk....boom*
Victom:Mother fucking cock whore bitch jew!!

TV Picture: Man spawns and is immediately sniped out
Victom:I just fucking spawned no fucking way ass shit licker cunt

My boyfriend has Call of Duty induced tourettes hes yelling at the tv again

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Call of Duty Tea Bag

The act of murdering an opposing call of duty character and proceeding to crouch over their mouth repeatedly for others to see, stimulating a real-life "tea bag".

Walk007 decided to give Hondarider736 a Call of Duty tea bag after an intense beat-down in search and destroy just so the entire opposing team could watch the humiliation before the bomb was defused.

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Call of Booty Black Cocks

The greatest title for a porn ever. The name is a parody of the popular video game "Call of Duty: Black Ops".

Man A: You know what a great porn title would be?

Man B: What?

Man A: "Call of Booty Black Cocks!"

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Call out my Government

to utilize ones full birth name ie first and last name

Scott to Robert Rick: "Hey Robert Rick whats going on"
Robert: "Yo, Dont call out my Government"

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