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chocolate monday

The act of shitting on someone or getting shit on

Dude Dave gave her the chocolate Monday haha.

by the right hand April 7, 2015

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Chocolate Cat

A sexual position in where a person grinds and/or rubs their rectum into a woman's vagina.

The stripper was over zealous with the lap dance and gave the customer a Chocolate Cat.

by Uncle Deadward August 29, 2017

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Chocolate lung

The act of inhaling another individual's fecal matter. Generally performed as an erotic deed.

Last week Jimmy gave me the Chocolate lung and I'm still fartin' through my teeth.

"Hey Tina, hows'about a Chocolate lung?" "Sorry Steve, I'm all backed up today."

by 76% cocoa March 30, 2010

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Hot Chocolate

N. codename for weed

Dude, u tryna drink that hot chocolate after school today?!

by Coach Parker April 7, 2018

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Chocolate moon

When you moon someone and get a bout of explosive dioria

"Hey look its a convertable, give him a chocolate moon."

by Datoneboi December 6, 2016

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Chocolate Diamond

A shit when you're pushing and straining so hard all blood circulation gets cut off. You're about to pass the fuck out and finally this little pebble sized turd plops out, and hits the water in such a perfect way that it splashes back up and gets only your anus wet.

I've tried Sennacot and Ducolax but the only stool I've been able to pass is a single chocolate diamond.

by Fappy Ham Slappy December 1, 2015

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chocolate diamond

The kind of poop when you're pushing and straining so hard all blood circulation gets cut off. You're about to pass the fuck out and finally this little pebble sized turd plops out

I can't believe I was in the bathroom for 40 minutes and all I have to show for it is a chocolate diamond!

by CrasierFrane December 1, 2015

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