When you stick two ice lollies up someone's nose and slowly push your dick in one of their ears, you then rip out the lollies and pour milk down their nose, you then finish it off with pissing or shitting in one of their ears and using the ice lollies to lick it up.
"I just did the chilly cow with your slaggy mum, the slut!"
When the man inserts his penis into a bowl of fruit loops and then the female has to suck a fruit loop off his tip. The male proceeds to dump the cereal in the females vagina and pounds her fast and hard
Man: babe wanna do the sloppy cow tonight
Woman: sure babe I’ll get the fruit loops ready
this word can be used to associate someone who is an idiot or very stupid harmless word only used for joking and banter
stop being a canned cow
A) A burger but made with cow instead of beef (Noun)
B) When a trumpet player starts playing marches of the armed forces during science class
Oh god, he's pulling a cow burger!
Can I have a milkshake, fries, and a cow burger?
The act of deep throat being performed by a large woman
“Did you see Blinks trying to get some cow neck last night? He tried to bait her in by feeding her croutons!”
A day where baby cows are to be celebrated on December 3rd
International Baby Cow Day is a day where you slaughter a whole bunch of baby cows...I think?
the act of sexually biting a partner's ear
"Did you see Max cow tagging his girlfriend's ear while they were dancing in the club?"