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The act of placing one mans ball sack around another mans penis.
Since Cory and Derek were both circumsized docking was out of the equation, so instead Derek was crushing the buoys
Hey I just wanted to say it’s ask out your crush day :)
December 1st
Ask out your crush day. Don't be shy, do it.
Person 1: hey, it's Ask out your crush day so, will you date me
Person 2: yes! I was just going to ask you
When you love someone really really much and you feel the warm fuzzy feeling inside, you would spend your life with them and never harm their feelings or take their happiness but then, they betray you(you know what they did and it's different for us all), you develop a feeling of hate for yourself and the anger robb your mind of all the good feelings then transforms them, change them into something else, now stabbing you like sharp knives and only the pain cloud your mind, corrupting your thoughts, this will continue until all your love dripped out on the floor your crying apon and then your own demons wil crush your heart to squeeze it all out , your left feeling empty, cold, heartless, all your feelings gone with no way to ever feel the same again, you'll spend hours, days searching for love or an ounce of a feeling that resembles it and won't find a thing, everytime the person that betrayed you is close you'll feel hate, anger, sadness, regret, pain, which will be the only warm feeling you experience for as long as your empty, cold, crushed heart beats on. A crushed heart has been beaten and consumed by the evil shadows and stalks the feelings of happiness, joy, trust and love only to hate them for doing this to him.
Chlo you killed my emotion now I have a crushed heart💔
Money kept for the sole aim of impressing or buying stuff for a crush.
'' Get me some tenners,man ''
" Nah,the bills on me are crush cashed."
When 3 or more nice looking women face sit one dude at once typically the result of a bet. Either that or the dude is restrained or blindfolded.
Dude 1: I had no idea your two sisters and your girlfriend stuck with bets that strictly!
Dude 2: Oh?
Dude 1: Yeah! I never realized how akward Texan Skull Crushing is!
Dude 2: YOU BETTER RUN FOR YOUR LIFE BOY!
Alternate context:
Dude: What where am I? I can't move or see!
Sister 1: Take the blindfold off of him!
Dude: Why are you naked exactly!?
Sister 2: have you ever heard of Texan Skull Crushing?
GF: Hope you like the booty
The quality of having crush on someone.
Nefeli: So, on a scale of 1 to 10, how much crushness do you have for Kevin?
Priyanshi: 10.
Nefeli: Wow.