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cup job

Badly-cut hair, usually the result of going to a cheapie barber or hair stylist. It looks as if someone took a cup and cut the hair around it.

Mike must've gone to that Turk down on Steinway St. That barber has to go back to barber school 'cos all he seems to know is how to do a cup job.

by pentozali January 29, 2014


Cup your balls and cough

The act of cupping the testicles during a physical with you general practitioner. Mostly used to get a picture of your taint or a finger up your ass when you forget to do the coughing.
Always remember to be alert around the doctor when this is happening they will do anything to get there finger in your ass.

Hey jimmy I need you to cup your balls and cough before I can put my finger in your ass.

by Crackhead mania January 12, 2021


Cookie Monster cup

A cup with Cookie Monsters head on it

I have a Cookie Monster cup

by Paper oof July 29, 2022


Cup Load

A cup load is a unit of measurement of volume when referring to lads named Aaron and the cumshots.

beat it to Jenna today what a cup load.

by JackiesArmHair September 20, 2023


cup of knowledge and a gallon of words

when somebody talking out of their ass just wont shut up.

Millenial: Im not religious but im hella spiritual. u should come in the mountains and live like me this summer. I practice forest bathing, im vegan, i do yoga, i practice good karma......
Me interupting: stfu gey boiiiiiiiiiii. u got a cup of knowledge and a gallon of words. the concept of spirits come from the fact that our existence transcends this world. u cannot believe in a spirits without believing in some sort of divine entity.

by Prill. April 26, 2019


Hot Cup

A kettle

Why friend, may I borrow your hot cup to brew my tea?

by thewonderfulwordwizard November 8, 2016


b34 cup

A very small cup size that usually makes some women feel proud with it

girl:I have the best boob size in the whole school I HAVE B34 CUP SIZEEEE
friend:You're literally almost flat

by AGuyWhoLikesMediumSizedBoobs June 27, 2022