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Slang for average cheese enjoyer
John David Earling broke into my house and ate all the cheese.
People with the middle name david are bad ass and sexy and if you are to ever meet one you should pop the question because you’ll never meet someone that sexy again
David Middle Name: A badass middle
Boy: my name is (first name) (david) (last name)
Worst school in Ohio. Mostly full of negros and annoying bitches. DO NOT GO TO IT!
Alex David Cory is the man, a beast, a god some say. He is someone who will go down in the history books for millennia to come. He is known to stop wars from breaking out simply by threatening both sides. They say he caused both world wars because he was bored of peace. He can show infinite patience and kindness but he’s also a fucking psychopath and will murder your family. He doesn’t bleed and he doesn’t shit, he’s absolutely divine like. Some people have claimed they’ve seen him before, but that’s impossible, he lives above humans on a different plane of existence. People question if he’s real. I know he is here, somewhere, watching. He is him.
Some people believe in god. Others believe in Alex David Cory.
Kid 1- I want to be like the rock when I grow up
Kid 2- I want to be like Superman when I grow up
Sigma Child- I want to be like Alex David Cory when I grow up
David is a god. Everyone worships David because he is David. There is a David religion called Davidism, everyone has a roll in Davidism. There is a David currency, David blesses those with this special currency if they are loyal. All must worship David and God Eve, God eve is a whole other subject.
A little bitch boy who is four feet tall and thinks he is funnier than he truly is. You can tell that he is near from the smell of garbage a mile away, and always finds a way to make you feel sad, no matter what.
Oh no, here comes David Markey Quinn. I can already feel the grief overflowing in my veins.
A handsome, intelligent person who deserves the entire earth (pls dare me, 🩷bls)
“David ponce vazquez is literally so fine”
“He is so angelic, like ommfg”