Do a Luke

When a man masturbates and cries at the same time, based on the first man to do so: Luke V in 1973.

Friend 1: "God damn, after breaking up with Tony's sister, I had to do a Luke in my room!"

Friend 2: "I'm real sorry about that man, no one should ever have to face doing a Luke!"

Doing a Reece

Sleeping with over 20+ people raw dog style and not catching an STD based on sheer luck

Yo dude, I totally got caught doing a Reece last year, it was crazy.

Doing a Bored

Doing a bored is when you backdoor a roblox game after quiting any high rank you can get in a game
You then proceed to exploit it and give people ingame items and stuff

"Yo he's doing a bored"

doing a rodgers

A lazy person who eats microwave chips for breakfast in favour of working

Hey Joe, what's the awful smell in the office?
"Aww, that's just Tony 'doing a rodgers' "

Doing an Big A

The act of being or getting high during the working day and maintaining a constant high thoughout.

I am going to be doing an Big A tomorrow at work

Doing a Dean

The action of randomly falling down the stairs during a live stream or just in general

*walking down stairs*
*trips on air*

*rolls down staircase*

*gets up like nothing happened*
"You good, mate?"
"Yup, just doing a Dean"

Dos Anos

Heineken 0.0, the brand's new non-alcoholic brew, because it's a Heinie with two assholes (the zeroes here being anuses, and "dos anos" being Spanish for "two anuses"). A pisstake on Dos Equis ("two Xs").

Barkeep, slide me a couple of Blue Moons and a Dos Anos and keep 'em comin'. I pulled DD duty tonight.