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when you are being given a blowjob and just as your about to cum you make sure their mouth is closed so they have to sneeze out the jizz.
"Oh man that was so sick, i made this girl give me and angry dragon"
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The act of smoking cocaine on aluminum foil mixed with baking soda and a little bit of water/saliva. Mix it properly over the piece of foil paper then light the bottom. As the smoke flows upward inhale the light smoke using a "cone"(cut off top of a water bottle).
*Niggas talking in Texas*
Chimney:"Yo nigga what you doin'?"
Eric:"Chasing the dragon homeboy!"
Chimney:"Pinche Comalito!!!"
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When a man goes SSJ and bawls his fist taking a step back and shoving it into the anus or vagina of another man/woman repeatedly.
Man did you see Goku dragon fist that guy?!
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Oddly shaped party at curly's house, normally planned last minute.
Curly: Let's have a dragon dance
Me: Fuck Yeah! But dont invite jay this time, that fag did no cleaning
Curly: Agreed
Han: PARTY!
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After a girl sucks you off, you punch her in the throat so your cum oozes out of her mouth and nose...looking like an angry dragon...this works especially well with asian chicks
Ping was an angry dragon in the back seat of my caddy.
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1. a (borderline-)retarded person that contributes nothing to society and complains about anything and everything
2. a massive asshole
3. someone with an extremely small penis
4. a grown man with the mind and penis of a small child
5. shit, feces, or anything so unattractive it makes shit or feces bearable
"What's your problem? All you do is complain like a pathetic, whiny bitch. You're a real jade dragon."
"Hey, my genitals might be small, but at least they're not jade dragon small."
"I accidentally stepped in dog crap earlier today. My new shoes were covered in jade dragon."
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a code name for a toboggan: a sexual position in which the male is ridding the female near the stairs and proceeds to knock her arms out from under her and ride her down the stairs
now that girl knows how to take a dragon bowl
no, unfortunately doing dragon bowls to not help in the efforts to bring back this on-the-brink of extinction species
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