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To be suffering from involuntary celibacy as a man. Usually the result of having been such a douche canoe that the women in the local area have submitted you and all your abuse to the local are we dating the same man chapter and now no woman with a brain in a 100 mile radius will have consensual sexual intercourse with you
Did you hear that Matt is suffering from Dry Dick Syndrome? After his last breakup went viral no woman wants to sleep with him. Its worse than having an STI!
When a girls pussy is wet af but her personality mad dry
I went out with Jessica and she wet dry.
Being held up by male genitalia so as to allow said male to hang as though they are experiencing an exorcism or as though they are being hung up like washing.
Guy 1: " The misses hung me up to drip dry yesterday, feeling a bit sore today"
Guy 2: "Ah bugger, want me to give it a massage?"
When a guy tries to force his dry ass dick into a dry ass pussy without any sort of consideration for the woman attached to said pussy
OUCH MOTHERFUCKER stop dry knucking me
When a girl gets done sucking dick and she runs out of spit and her mouth is dry
Aye man my girl just got done and now she got a dry horse
Someone with a big dick but no sense of humour.
Yeah the date went OK! My fanny is in bits but he is a bit of a dry horse.
Inviting friends to hang out, but never letting them know your not joing to your own plans.
Davy is always "dry inviting" , he's not really trying to kick it.