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(v.) (electronic gazumping) The act of sneakily outbidding someone on a timed internet auction. To e-gazump on e-bay, it is advised you wait until there is a mere 60 seconds left to bid (Refresh the page with the F5 button until you see the clock hit under 1 min) then place your bid. You should still have 10-20 seconds left when finished, which is usually not enough time for any other bidders to gazump you, since it is a timed auction.
Motherfucker! I got e-gazumped for a toilet seat that John Lennon used in 1978. The guy who wanted also placed a bid for the jar of Tom Cruise's snot and a SNES. I think I'll push the bidding up on those and spam his email addy.
When chatting online and all of a sudden, you cant type.
Billy: Okiwwa kwwp tryng. OkAy*&&&/ I cwnt type1
Me: Billy, are you having an e-stroke?
Persistently bothering others with trivial complaints via email. Sent to make the sender feel wise and useful, but in reality making the receiver simply roll their eyes.
A Jewish mother (aka Yenta) forwards an email to their child that she knows they have already received. This E-nagging makes her believe she is smart and useful, but in reality only makes the child feel like a dumbass.
Just some random guy on teh internet idk he's pretty wack ngl. But he is a big nerd and pop culture fan and likes LEGO! The dude is pretty fun tho when you talk to him. He spends most of his time on Discord and youtube. Anyway he's sometimes wack, and cool!
Yo e yeet09 is super cool.....nahhh he's a loser!!!
A woman who markets herself as strong and independent by prostituting themselves on onlyfans to cash in on their beauty and youth. They invest some of the profits in stocks they read about on social media thinking it will be sustainable in the long run to live on their own or eventually will seek out a successful and wealthy man with high status for financial security. They tend to be oblivious that their beauty is a diminishing asset and that every day a new batch of girls is lining up to eventually replace them and take money from the men currently sugaring them.
Her -“Where did all the men go? Why can’t you see how much loyalty, friendship and money I can provide in a serious exclusive relationship?”
Him- “It appears here on your resume that your experience in your 20s as an e-thotrepreneur gives me no reason to take you seriously”
Term used to describe any consensual sexual encounter(s) between individuals of legal age. Primarily used by those in their 30's and above due to them being too DAMN old to say shit like "hook-up"(s)
I had to clean my bedroom because Nikki is coming over later tonight for a......S/E 🤫🤭
bidding on ebay, whilst drunk. More often then not, regretted very much the next day... whilst praying to be outbid before the item ends.
shit man, i was e-pissed last night. i bid on a hand-signed elvis presley record. god, i hope i get outbid, please....!!!!