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Facebook Infidelity

Guilt feelings that occur when you're on Twitter, the sense you're cheating on your Facebook friends when you post and follow on Twitter.

When he spent the whole day on Twitter he started feeling Facebook infidelity.

by profpjay March 30, 2009

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Facebook Hockey

A phrase based on a non-existant social media game hosted on Facebook. It is used to garner another coworkers uderstanding of the phrase bukkake.

Coworker #1: "Hey xxxxx. What's up?"
Coworker #2: "Playin Facebook Hockey."
Coworker #1: "What's Facebook Hockey?"
Coworker #2: "Say it a couple times."
Coworker #3: "Facebook hockey, facebook hockey, face......oh man...."

by Lesotho October 24, 2009

8๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Facebook Creeper

People who take advantage of the new facebook layout to try and be part of other people's lives, a.k.a, read wall-to-walls, look at pictures, and comment on everything.

Man, Sid is such a facebook creeper.

Yea I know, he just commented on my wall-to-wall.

Whatever, everybody knows that the new layout supports creepin'.

by Asteros June 15, 2009

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facebooked

To chat with someone on facebook.

Johnny:Hey! Steven just sent me a messaged me on facebook

Jimmy:You mean he facebooked you?

Johnny:Oh yeahhh.

by hehehehehahahahahohohoho August 30, 2009

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Facebooking

Looking Up Random hot Chicks/Guys on line

Yesterday Tommy and I were facebooking for some fine ass honies

by Emmitt J. February 14, 2007

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Facebook Fly

Facebook Fly: n. a nosey person who lands on your wall, uninvited. Facebook Flies typically do not have a Facebook account themselves but the maggots are able to carry out their mission via the aid of a Facebook Judas. ยฉ

Mom: I heard that you were drinking last night.
Sarah: (shocked) How do you know?!?
Mom: Your Great Aunt Sally told me.
Sarah: How does she know?!?
Mom: She saw it on your Cousin Sue's Facepage.
Sarah: I hate that old nosey Facebook Fly!

by 5ft9andfine September 30, 2010

7๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


facebook showoff

when a person (girls most of the time) take pics of something completely useless that they are holding and happen to focus more on their hands than the object itself only to show off their just done nails

"omg, stacy is sucha facebook showoff, she always happens to have new nails everytime she takes pics of completely pointless objects."

by supersoaker609 August 24, 2011

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