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Xx: Hey did you check out BLACKPINK’S Playing With Fire?
Xx: Of course you dumb bitch
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Greatest fantasy book series ever written by George R.R. Martin. Not a children's book series like Harry Potter or Eragon! The series has 4 books out now with one "soon" to come. Plus several more after that.
1. A Game of Thrones
2. A Clash of Kings
3. A Storm of Swords
4. A Feast for Crows
Person 1: I finally finished reading The Stand, what should I read now that can actually compete with it?
Person 2: A Song of Ice and Fire of course!!!
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The undefeated champ...but he's not a rapper
I just broke up with my ex girl
Here's her number
SIKE THATS THE WRROOOOOOOOOOOOOONGGGGG NUMBER!
*Cue OHHHH*
Glasses jacket shirt
Call me glasses jacket shirt man
or call me Supa Hot Fire 100% leather Jacket
CUZ IM SUPA HOT BOIIIIII
*Cue Ohhh*
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when a girl is really enjoying sucking your dick, pull it out of her mouth with your hand and begin whirling it around while she chases it
"She got wet chasing the runaway fire hose"
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Asking Someone To Commit Sexual Acts
Come on baby, light my fire
Try to set the night on fire, yeah ^_^
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When people with a common enemy end up harming each other instead.
"With the more conservative wing actively attacking the centrists, the Republican caucus quickly devolved into a circular firing squad."
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When you have a facebook account and someone, usually a signifcant other, or someone that wants to be held in a higher postion in your pecking order feels the need to post, like, or make comments on your facebook page constantly in order to "mark their territory".
Akin to a dog "marking his/her territory" like a fire hydrant with urine.
Dennis: "I hung out with Shannon the other weekend and we had a good time."
Dennis: "But, she's left several comments and posts on my facebook page since then, it's kind of annoying."
Jeremy: "Archetypal facebook fire hydrant my friend..."