new jesus

new boyfriend, co-worker, boss, assorted "little lord fauntleroy" trumped up, and pumped up as the new saviour!

here comes judy with her brand new jesus!

steve mcfoolsis is going to turn this office around, hes' going to be the new jesus!

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jesus-kun

The hottest discord user to ever exist!

other known as jesus-kun#1105

oh to be jesus-kun

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Talk with Jesus

To get things straight in one's life; to face the truth. To be blunt, frank, and outspoken. ie to yell at somebody and tell them to clean up their fucking act!

Becky had to call up Rita and have a little Talk with Jesus because she called his husband and screamed at him for two hours in Russian.

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The Jesus Wheel

The Jesus wheel a frase from the term "Jesus take the wheel". It is used in a bad situation where you call it out to be able to get threw your problem. It was also used in a song by Carrie Underwood.

Guy: "OMG WE ARE ABOUT TO DIE"
Other guy: "JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL!"
Guy: " since we are in a bad situation we will use the Jesus Wheel!"

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Jesus Juice

Cum

I just ejaculated Jesus Juice

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Rappin’ For Jesus

A American song to encourage Highschool kids to be Christian, you might know it for:
“That’s Why Jesus Christ is my {N-Word}”

Highschool Kid: *Does absolutely nothing*

The Christian dudes: Listen to Rappin’ For Jesus

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Meat Jesus

Hot scottish Jailbait.

Did you see Ricky on cam? He's some kinda Meat Jesus.

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