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A hair-brained retargerous idea, formulated by a half sane individual
Lol, you lunatic, what half-baked egg did you come up with today?
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(1) Means you a ugly bitch ass if you get called this
(2) pancakes are not cooked fully and only and will be eaten half cooked
Bitch ass looked like a half cooked pancake.
Damn!!!!
Yo man you know that pancake is half cooked right??
It's ight man I'll be ok.
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A situation where two people begin conversing with each other, then one of them receives and answers a text while talking to the other person, usually with the texter continuing with "Yeah"'s and "uh huh""s
I was so mad yesterday when i was talking to my friend and he started a 2-and-a-half-way conversation, completely interrupting our discussion about quantum physics
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A saying that means that it's way late to be doing something or for something.
" Sorry I'm so late coming back for our date but we had a flat".
" It's half past the monkey's ass".
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A textbook (usually old) with lots of very helpful writing on the inside of it.
The name comes from the sixth Harry Potter novel/movie.
Joe: whoa, look at my copy of Hamlet, it explains what they're saying!
Bob: looks like you've got a half-blood prince book
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When you wash your white Ultraboosts with soap instead of a shoe cleaner. What were you expecting, pervert?😉
When Luigi gave Billy’s sneakers a half-ass soap job for $20, Billy refused to give free hot dogs for a month.
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Alcoholism. Commonly and derisively used against an antisocial, asinine dumbshit who can't keep his mouth shut or instigates fights because "it's the alcohol talking". He often uses the term "weaponized autism" on others and thinks he has an excuse for his behavior, whereas people born with autism actually do have an excuse.
Dave: "Are you as sick of Carl as I am?"
Mark: "Yeah, he keeps going on about 'weaponized autism'. Hypocrite...he's got half-rack autism bad. He can fix that but won't. People with autism have an excuse, he doesn't. He needs to man up for once."
Dave: "Got that right."
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