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half-baked egg

A hair-brained retargerous idea, formulated by a half sane individual

Lol, you lunatic, what half-baked egg did you come up with today?

by Sexydimma June 24, 2017

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Half-Day Harry

A noun used to describe those who bunk off work/school/anything for any reason, including sickness, laziness etc.

Steve: Where’s Dan off to?

Matt: He has a long long trip this afternoon, all the way to Joondalup for a wedding on Sunday… He’s such a Half-Day Harry.

by MattyS June 6, 2014

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half cooked pancake

(1) Means you a ugly bitch ass if you get called this

(2) pancakes are not cooked fully and only and will be eaten half cooked

Bitch ass looked like a half cooked pancake.
Damn!!!!

Yo man you know that pancake is half cooked right??
It's ight man I'll be ok.

by Muthafukinmuthafuka June 25, 2014

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2-and-a-half-way conversation

A situation where two people begin conversing with each other, then one of them receives and answers a text while talking to the other person, usually with the texter continuing with "Yeah"'s and "uh huh""s

I was so mad yesterday when i was talking to my friend and he started a 2-and-a-half-way conversation, completely interrupting our discussion about quantum physics

by Michael Martin, August 30, 2008

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Half past the monkey's ass

A saying that means that it's way late to be doing something or for something.

" Sorry I'm so late coming back for our date but we had a flat".
" It's half past the monkey's ass".

by judge dredd7 September 4, 2012

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half-blood prince book

A textbook (usually old) with lots of very helpful writing on the inside of it.

The name comes from the sixth Harry Potter novel/movie.

Joe: whoa, look at my copy of Hamlet, it explains what they're saying!
Bob: looks like you've got a half-blood prince book

by mrbattleman November 29, 2010

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Half-ass soap job

When you wash your white Ultraboosts with soap instead of a shoe cleaner. What were you expecting, pervert?πŸ˜‰

When Luigi gave Billy’s sneakers a half-ass soap job for $20, Billy refused to give free hot dogs for a month.

by sucker1 January 25, 2018

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