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What happens after you drop your coat and grab your toes, cause that's where the wild goose goes.
From the movie "Super Troopers"
"Oh god please don't shoot me I'm naked."
"Drop your coat & grab your toes."
"I'm sorry, what?"
"I'm gonna show you where the wild goose goes."
"Oh no this isn't happening."
"Baby, I'm gonna butta yo bread"
a saying sometimes seen on license plates,printed on t shirts ect. That means that they are a hippie and if you don't like it you can go fuck your self.
Hey world I'm A hippie smell my fart.
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Your brain is wasted space and it hurts to actually think about what's going though your mind
Dude, you keep texting that chick and she never responds, you look desperate. I'm sorry about you.
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A statement of truth which asserts that nothing (vis-à-vis kinks & fetishes) is objectively weirder or repulsive than anal sex.
Imogen: You like to fuck the windshield screen of your car??? That's fking weird bro...
Sans: Chillll girl, at least I'm not into anal sex!
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A phrase used when one is a fatass who is sick of his friends and wants to go somwhere else, generally his home.
Cartman: Screw you guys, I'm goin home!
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A word in which you use when being eaten by bears.
Oh my god it's coming closer! Help me I'm being eaten by bears!
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"I'm gonna go take a CNN, chill out on the real."
Translation: I'm going to shit in public with many witnesses, cellphones streaming it, and then blame someone else for it especially if they are the least likely to have done it, or for instance have an entirely plant-based diet and the shit texture is completely different were it to fall out of that person's ass, and I'll be back right after I'm done.
Someone on Fox News just told me to calm down, I'm gonna go take a CNN.
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