little phone

The code word for little penis used in english class.

I have such a little phone compared to Olivias' big phone!

smart phone dump

Using smart while moving your bowels causing you to spend longer that required squating on the turd catcher

I took a smart phone dump earler , took me two hours to realise i only had to piss

Smash Phone

When someone says something gross through text or call. Just generally through the phone. Your reaction would be to immediately say smash phone

"look Ken sent me sext. Gosh smash phone."

Phone savy

Knowing more about a phone then you let on

You kids think I’m so dumb when I’m actually phone savy

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You're so yummy and so sweet
Simply alright and proper
I like your fat way 'cause I like them double whoppers
I often hear people on street laughing about you
But were you all skin and bones I couldn't cuddle up on you
You are so
Yummy yummy yummy yummy fat fat fat

*Laughs*
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phone call-ision

When you try to call somebody, but the person is also trying to call you at the exact same time, so both of you get the busy signal.

Ferdinand: 'I called you 3 times this morning, but every time I got the busy signal.'
Jack: 'But I didn't talk to anyone on the phone today! I tried to call you, too, but all I got was the busy signal.'
Jack and Ferdinand: 'Phone call-ision!'

phone pas

A phone pas is similar to a "faux pas", except that it is committed with a phone, instead of the face-to-face social variety. Usually, a phone pas is something like talking on yr cell in a movie theatre, or leaving it on in spite of clear signs to turn it off, or checking messages or texting constantly while on a date esp. while at a table in a restaurant.

I like Suzy alot, but she committed at least 3 phone pas, and that was inbetween the appetizer and the main course!