In the middle of having sex two young Mormon men walk into the room and start to talk to you about the good word of Mormonism
I got Mormon cock blocked last, but the stuff they’re talking about is really great, you should look into it
Bob’s Holy Wall. Bob the Almighty’s wall. HOLY. WALL. MUST CLIMB.
The Wall of 69 Blocks is straight ahead. NOW CLIMB IT.
The game that did good and amazing around 2014-2016 and then the devs decided to fuck up the game and make it terrible so people quit it.
Brian: Remember Block City Wars? It brings me memories...
The fantastic writer of dreamy books that take place in California and New York. They contain Mabs, homosexual love, punk pixies. She wrote the Weetzie Bat and I was a Teenage Fairy.
I can't get enough Block books.
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Female equivalent of "Hoes in different area codes"
"Cassandra is such a skank"
"Yeah she has Cocks on different blocks"
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the o.g. of bubble gum boy bands
get that new shit off the block
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When you cock block someone in a way which gets you some instead.
Josh: "When we rolled up to the park to fuck we scared away some other couple that was fooling around."
Fred: "Cock Block Platinum Dude!"
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Rupert: "Yah Sylvester was going to get some at the party but I was using his room with Natalie"
Eduardo: CBP motherfucka!!
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