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This is the day when you get to playfully slap the ass of your bestfriend of the opposite gender. That's where the his/her part comes from
Yo did you know tomorrow is national slap "his/her" ass day
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1) When they fall asleep during sex and you still going
Homie 1: Where were u last night?
Homie 2: Yeah where were you Cameron?
Cameron: My sister was having trouble so i had to Put her/him to sleep
Homies 1 and 2: Oh okay
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So basically when your in love with a person named Anna and you can't wait to marry her and cuddle her
Friend: "how is your girlfriend"
You: "ANNA IS THE BEST AND I LOVE HER"
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what june gloom from sick animations says when her son is having a hard time getting hard
tanya: yo i think your dog is constipated
mike: come here roxi, "let mommy use her fingers"
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The act of ejaculating in the women and the escaping in your F-250 to avoid the outcome.
I didn't have a condom, so I just decided to nut in her kitty, escape in the two fiddy to avoid child support.
The ultimate expression of admiration or love for a girl who is so hot this is really the only fitting description.
Bro she is so hot I would use her shit for toothpaste.
SEX!
Doin the dirty...
fucking around
being a 14 year olds mothers worst nightmare
Mom: Son, I don't feel that you should go to Sarah's tonight..
Son: Chill, mom, it's not like I'm playing boingo-boingo in her velvet underground!
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