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Internet groupie

When a person don’t like you they try to become friends with other people who don’t like you and talk about you together.

Girl 1- Y’all don’t like Keisha ?
All- No .

Girl 2- Okay let’s become friends .

Girl 3- Bet .

Girl 1- I’m about to go live and talk about her .

All- Lol me too .
They are internet groupies.

by Aurlasia January 07, 2022


The Weird part of The Internet

The weird part of the internet is about somepart of the internet that is bizarre and crazy thing that science or human can't explain. mostly people end up in weird part of the internet when they are watching youtube
or search something on google or click some link

Bob: i was watching a cute cat video and I click some random recommend video I click it all I see was random animation thing like random man with hard hat talking backward and random red man with helmet eat some person
Bob2: What! you was the weird part of the internet again?
Bob: yeah kinda

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\ 68 view

\ I don't need name
Comment
xX_edgelord_Xx : what in the fyck is this cancer shit

Rose : I don't know anymore

Memer : Help I'm in the weird part of the internet again

Someone with anime hentai pfp : Why I am here
Replie 1
Random dude : what is your pfp source?
Someone with anime hentai pfp : *insert source of his/her pfp here*
??? : time to beat my meat again

by I don't need name January 23, 2018


abbas's internet

Abbas's internet means "Shitty ass toilet"

How to use it in sentence:

Guy 1: Fucking hell my internet is like abbas's internet
Guy 2: gay monkey balls

How to use it in sentence:

Guy 1: Fucking hell my internet is like abbas's internet
Guy 2: gay monkey balls

by WaldoCumMaster June 29, 2022


The Most Mysterious Song on the Internet

the most mysterious song on the internet is a song mostly referred to people as the following: like the wind, blind the wind (you know i wonder how people get stuff like this name), check it in/out, and take it in/out. likely speculated to be made in the 1980's. it's said that it was recorded from a NDR broadcast (norddeutscher rundfunk) there's more information on wikipedia.

person 1: man how did the most mysterious song on the internet even get lost?

person 2: i don't know man

by rk092 December 26, 2023


Murphy's Law of Internet-Speed

"The 'speed' of the Internet --- i.e., how long web-pages take to 'load' and/or respond to you mouse-clicks --- will be in direct inverse proportion to how urgently you need to view the desired material; the connection will be even slower at times there's someone else waiting for you who's also in a hurry.

My buddy needed me to hastily Google engine-bolt-torquing specs during an emergency-repair task he was struggling to get done before a downpour, but the Web was "slower dan molasses runnin' uphill in da wintertime" --- it was a classic "Murphy's Law of Internet-Speed" scenario!

by QuacksO July 28, 2018


internet marketing

internet marketing is marketing a product or service online to increase a businesses revenue.

jaysonlinereviews.com teaches internet marketing to peeps who want to earn money online

by jaysonlinereviews December 30, 2016


magic internet money

What normies call crypto currency.

"Man, I love this Magic Internet Money!"

- Chad, who just made a 3,000X on a cat coin.

by crypto chad April 04, 2024