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When the beverage you are consuming has the strong taste of artificial coconut.
Jeez, this selzer is like licking a sunbather
Doing your best to be a good person to those around you, and do the most good for your community, and thus, the world.
When I woke up this morning, I decided to lick the world, and went out today to be the most phenomenal person I can be!
Clever way to say someone is a lesbian.
I think she's been hanging out at Lake Lick-A-Snatchy
The doggie-variation of da famous "scope wid yer peepuhz before you jump in wid both feet" proverb, this advises all furry canines to carefully sniff/taste something for true safety/edibility before guzzling it down.
Fido with soap-bubbles fizzing out his nostrils Gee whillikerz --- I shoulda followed my mama's advice to "lick before you lap" --- I shoulda known that bucket was fulla used dishwater before I greedily stuck my thirsty snout into it!
A cold gust of wind up your ass crack
Feel that? I just got a banshee's lick
Basically when you literally lick a match but your best friend's gf thought it was a euphemism for licking a tit. So now it's a euphemism for licking tit
"I was licking matches with jenny last night"
"Ew omg gross"
"No as in literally licking matches"
"Oh okay. Still gross tho"
A dance where you drop your pelvis to the ground, drag it across the floor, while bowling and wearing a beret; celebrating the whole time.
I got a strike and French Licked after twerking.