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The sexiest motherfucker, you can fuck this bitch all you want. Every 4th grader starts beginning to love them, then it slowly descends into getting intimate and sexual with it. You can use it to strangle your victims and molest them, or just molest the pole itself.
Adolphus the great: I, the king, now disclose that I hereby am in love intimately with this attractive pole!
Light Pole:
Adolphus the great: *dry-humping sounds*
This is a term used to refer to someone that's observed or analysed something that has already been implied or is obvious.
Commentator of a game: Mumbai Indians lost the match due to their poor batting display.
David: Mumbai could've batted better.
David's friend: Why does this guy give his tube-light analysis all the time
Absolute hell, Usually a lighting designer spend hours on end screaming at it, and not doing their job.
Stage manager: "Stand by for cue"
Lighting guy: "F**K THIS F**KING S**T THE F**KING STAGE LIGHTING ISN'T F**KING WORKING"
Stage manager: " GO cue"
Lighting designer: "F**K THIS S**T WHY THE F**K DO I EVEN F**K WITH THIS F**KING S**T"
To have an easy life, barely working but making a huge income whilst having a laugh, like an owner of a pizza company.
Josh: That week of shifting pizzas was actually light work
Antiquated sex toys, often powered by things such as candlelight
That broad's sex toys are so crusty, they're Victorian lighting