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Matthew

A creepy man similar in nature to a raccoon. He’ll eat anything he can find and will often be found rummaging in bins for food.

Don’t eat that pizza from the bin, you’re not Matthew.

by Finlaywright99 November 23, 2021


Matthew

bald

That man has a Matthew head

by Matthew.is.bald January 24, 2023


Matthew

The sturdiest individual you will ever meet.

Exudes hardo energy while moving all sorts of size.

Woah, Matthew is sturdy.

by Superfuture39 November 23, 2021


Matthew

An obese kid that likes to bully others and lies because he is so single.

Ugh, you're such a Matthew.

by Just_a_random_human October 30, 2019


matthew

fat faggot

im gonna touch matthew (fat faggot) tonight

by May 26, 2024


Matthew

A right cunt most of the time which projects his insecurity about his little package. Plus he's a filthy vegan

Ah fuck not Matthew. He's going to start preaching about his small dick- I mean veganism again...

by Bigmantam November 22, 2023


Matthew

Annoying white kid who the teacher loves and writes people names down that talks

Stop being such a Matthew

by Anti Matthew June 26, 2021