Bigger heavy set man that will make you cream your pants in less than a matter of seconds.
Did you see Max Bailey walking down the street yesterday. He made me cream my panties.
Max Bryan Collin Jones is a man who has a really big, huge massive forehead so this word 'Max Bryan Collin Jones' means massive forehead
look at that guys 'Max Bryan Collin Jones'
A showcase of needing the max win but Drake-ified.
Ladies with gentle hands : “Which win do you need?”
Guy (Probably Drake): “Anita max wyn.”
Another guy in the corner: “Is that ur alter ego lol”
Max Di Tomato is an living tomato with face, arms and legs. It is also called SCP 9869 and if a person sees it, they will be cursed forever.
She never noticed Max Di Tomato was in her bag with the other tomatoes.
Tip-maxing is a form of self-pleasure sometimes performed by men who wish to isolate their feelings of arousal to the tip of their penis. It is performed by rubbing a thumb over the meatus for a prolonged period of time.
Have you tried tip-maxing? I've heard it feels great!