wake n shake

similar to "wake n bake" but does not involve weed/marijuana, but fucking/sex/intercourse rather. morning sex. getting it on/doing the deed right after you wake up in the morning. bootycall that happens between daybreak and noon..anything that happens after 12pm is an "afternoon delight". I guess from the ladies stand point it could be considered a "wake n fake";)

after karen and I woke up we ripped off our jammies and proceeded right into a nice "wake n shake" session before starting our day..

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Beat n' Bed

Created by Zach C.
When one beats off and then immediately after finishing one sits in self wallow then goes to bed.

oh man it's been a long day. i'm so tired and horny. im going to pull a beat n' bed!

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sack 'n' balls

1) The whole package of the scrotum and testicles.
2) A goofy ass wrestler in the GREATEST E-Fed of all time, the OWA.

1) I love it when a girl blows me and sucks on my sack 'n' balls.

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Rug n Tug

1. A term used when males go to a massage/spa house and receive the massage on the genitals.

2. Name of a adult dating site who's slogan is "Happy Endings Start Here!"

3. The good old, hand job from someone else.

1. Man, I just got a rug n tug when i was in Vegas at the Bunny Ranch.

2. That site rugntug.com has lots of gorgeous women waiting to give happy endings.

3. The girl friend just gave me a rugntug.

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beef n run

(v) The act of walking into a room, letting one rip, then immediately leaving, causing the remaining people to wonder who committed the foul deed.

Me: Yo, who farted?
Allen: Not me dude.
Tanner:me neither.
Me: Dude it must of been that girl tayler who was in here for a few minutes. She committed the ol Beef n Run!

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Chicken N Beer

Luda's Present Cd

My diamonds is reckless i feel like im carying a midget on my necklace!

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1 n' 1

the combination of 1 red bull and 1/2 pint (200ml) of jagermeister, mixed with ice in a pint glass

Cal and I drank a 1 n' 1 to start our pre-game last night!

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