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micheal jordan aint got shit on me!

to get random blind grenade kill in a game of modern warefare 2 and kill one of more opponents.

zach and jimmy look micheal jordan aint got shit on me!

by nismogtr311 March 14, 2010

9๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


I got ups in my day-Z's

A saying many homosexuals use to say they got penetrated in the booty

Homosexual- Hey i got ups in my day-Z's
Friend- from who!?

by Upsiez May 12, 2008

19๐Ÿ‘ 29๐Ÿ‘Ž


It's not what you've got, it's how you use it.

One of the go to phrases that women and gay men tell men of smaller to average penis endowment. This is to ensure that he does not feel insecure, especially before, during and after sex.

The second biggest fable next to Santa Claus.

The one guy that I have been wanting sex with...the stars finally aligned and we were able to be alone and let nature take its course last night. Well I should know that somethings are too good to be true. The whole experience turned out to be a it's not what you've got, it's how you use it. Why is it everytime I tell a guy that I feel like I just told my daughter that there is no Santa..

fable white lie

by TheBigCanucklehead March 20, 2015

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ficky Ficky Faced the face that got faced

A small reminding phrase to let someone of a stupid act know that they got moaded, burned. Usually best used in context around other people.

You, your girlfriend and another couple go to the zoo and the monkeys throw shit on just you. You got ficky ficky faced the face that got faced.

by Dr.Willow January 23, 2007

12๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


damn shorty got a blad spot

what juelz says in the song "still more than music" and it means that that bitch has a shaved pussy

"Why ya jaw dropped, her drawers dropped. Damn shorty got a blad spot."

by JSants June 6, 2007

2๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


I got to go Poopy like Snoopy

When you really have to go #2 in the bathroom.

My stomach is killing me, I got to go poopy like Snoopy

by robosixx February 10, 2012

4๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


i got a race cah motha fucka

racecar spelled backwards is racecar

Fuck you all!

by eat a dick February 22, 2004

25๐Ÿ‘ 49๐Ÿ‘Ž