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At any point on April 12 you can grab anyone’s boobs
“Yo, it’s national grab boobs day come and support”
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National Boob Grab Day is celebrated on November 11th. On that day, every male (with the female’s permission) will grab the female’s boobs. Grabbing titties on that day is a sign of respect. It shows that the man thinks highly of the woman, and enjoys the bouncyness that the woman brings to the table.
I cant believe it! Today is National Boob Grab Day! That means I can grab as many Ta-Tas as I want!
National Boob Grab Day is the only time I get to grab random people’s boobs!
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April 13th is national boob grab day!
Every guy has to grab a girls boob.
“Yo dude, today is national boob grab day”
“It’s not cheating if u grab another girls boob because it’s national boob grab day”
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National Squeeze Boob Month, a month where you can grab anybody (male or female)’s boobs with no concequences.
Timmy: *Grabs and squeezes Samantha’s booby.*
Samantha: Timmy what are you doing!?
Timmy: It is National Squeeze Boob Month silly!
Samantha: oh haha! *Squeezes Timmy’s nipple*
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There always are huge boobs on the chick wearing the t-shirt with a stupid slogan in the sidebar page of urbandictionary. The boobs are big enough its worth staring, but the t-shirts are never funny enough to click the link.
probably just look in the side bar of this page
or
"wow, that t-shirt is so dumb only a hopeless loser would ever buy it. but check out those sidebar t-shirt ad boobs!"
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Something guys want to touch and girls want to avoid but from first to last day of november girls can't slap boys when the touch girls boobs.
Touch boobs november
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A display of female dominance that proves nothing, but it does prove who has more money to spend on breast implants. After the display is complete there is a bloody battle to death, they commonly involve recently used dildos as blunt objects for a weapon.
My cat told me I was crazy so I said "well, my boobs are bigger than yours"
and since I was only 14 I didn't have any dildos clean enough to use.
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