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My relatives are so fucking annoying

Some one get them out of my fucking life

I want them out of my fucking life

My relatives are so fucking annoying

by WorseThanHitler December 23, 2020

11πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


See, I told you so

phrase used to tell skeptics off after the fact; commonly used by Rush Limbaugh

To all you anti-war protestors: See, we told you so. Saddam no longer reigns. Get over it.

by Alex April 26, 2003

13πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


In my fucking no so humble opinion

In my fucking no so humble opinion is a phrase used by a little amount of people. It is also known as IMFNSHO, for short. This phrase means that you are trying to give someone your opinion while being a little humble about it. You are trying to say that your opinion is not the best opinion in the world and you are trying not to brag by saying, "MY OPINION IS THE ONLY CORRECT ONE!!!"

"My opinion is also the correct answer! You guys are all stupid copycats!" said Lisa.

"Well, since I am not trying to brag like Lisa, in my fucking no so humble opinion , I think that 23 will be the correct answer." said Caleb.

by CalebTheKidMC December 3, 2015

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


So cold I could shit

1)(metaphor) Welsh saying; Freeing to the point of shitting.
2)(Adjective)To describe a girl that makes you want to deficate.

1) Chris: It's freezing
Marc: I'm so cold I could shit
2) Chris: How did your date go?
David: She was so cold I could shit.

by Rubber Spoon November 6, 2007

9πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


You're So Good At Sports

Adj. - To be good at sports is like saying "YOU REALLY FUCKED UP!!!" in something.

EXAMPLE:

Jeff: "Hey guys i'm gonna make this half court shot"

People: "Ok!"

*shoots*

*misses*

*hits special ed. kid in head*

People: "OH SHIT!"

Jeff: "Guys chill out.. I don't wanna get in trouble."

(2 Minutes Later)

Gym Teacher: "JEFF!!! Office...NOW!"

(45 Minutes Later)

People: "What happened? You get in trouble?"

Jeff: "Detention for thursday..."

People: "Jeff You're So Good At Sports!"

by thedownisontheRISE7789 January 23, 2012

2πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


So do you like fishing?

A phrase to be used in a conversation when there is an awkward silence or nothing to talk about. Similar to "How 'bout them Knicks?"

Zach: Then I found out he crying in the bathroom
Adam: ....
Zach: So do you like fishing?

by 43Sandalwood May 17, 2010

7πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


willy g dum dum chungas never seems so sus so sus so sus. He vents to electrical qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

how the fuck did you find this

Ronald: hey man

god: willy g dum dum chungas never seems so sus so sus so sus. He vents to electrical qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

Ronald: that’s weird god

Ronald: to the person reading this: how the fuck did you find this and why

by Amogusfartymcfart February 28, 2022

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