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When you get a girl really really wet, and then rub your face all in it for a long time, coating your face with juice. Then get a hairdryer and blowdry your face. Then peel the coating off in tiny sections and put them in a ziplock back and poor salt in the bag. Makes for good snacks, during the superbowl, daytona 500, or any other sporting event.
Hey Bro, do you have a bag of clarissa's pussy potato chips? I could really use some pussy chips about now...
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When a male has no penis, he is called a Mr. Potato Head, becuase he's all smooth down there.
"Wow, I wanted to have sex but NOW We can't becuase you lack a penis."
"It's not my problem I'm a Mr. Potato Head'
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A character who appeared on one episode of Bill and Ben the Flowerpot Men. The most popular out of all the minor characters in the Bill and Ben series. Spoke with a West Country accent and done quite a delightful dance when ever he sang his world famous song.
#I am Stan the Potato Man, find a better if you can. You will never never see another potato quite like me.#
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A kid with no friends and everyone near him has crippling depression
Gerl 1:Look its Cristian potato kid he gave me cancer
Gerl 2 : Oh thats funny
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A novel usually shorter than 500 pages, usually has a fast paced story that evolves over several books. Lots of action and cheap thrils. Called a potato chip book because it is not exactly going to broaden your horizens intellectually, but like that first chip, you want another and another
1: i really loved out of the ashes!
2: stop reading potato chip books its unhealthy!
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"Man, that Lachy fuck is such a mashed potato banana,"
"50% of us is banana, 50% of us is potato, that fuck is a total mashed potato banana"
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